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Bheja Fry – Funny Joke Between Girlfriend – Boyfriend

13 Jan

Bheja Fry - Funny Joke Between Girlfriend - BoyfriendBe funny with this girlfriend-boyfriend joke!
Girlfriend called to her Boyfriend at Mid-night ….

Girl – Hello dear
Boy – Haan ji ( saali kamini, kutti, bhes .. aa gayi meri maa kaan pakaane … badbadate huye)
Girl – Kya bola, muje kuch sunai nahi diya!
Boy – kuch nahi tumhari tarif me kuch do sabd the!
Girl – thnx, aur kya kar rahe ho?
Boy – kuch nahi (pakode tal raha hooon)
Girl- batao na
Boy kuch nahi yaar, aadhi raat ko kya karte hai
Girl- neend nahi aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon
Boy – achha kiya (kamini kal office me late karwaa ke rahegi)
Girl – hello koi gaana sunao na .. bor ho rahi hoon
Boy – nahi yaar (man hi man … muje radio station samj rakha hai kya aur 12 baje ke baad toh radio chanel b band ho jaate hai)
Girl – naa muje aaj hi sun na hia..
Boy – time kya ho raha hai?/ dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi)
Girl – 12:30
Boy – aur kal mere office mein bahu kaam hai
Girl- tumhe toh bola tha ki tum office ka kaam minto me kar lete ho
boy- haan (agar nahi bolta to teri bakwas kaun sunta)
Girl- suna na plz koi romantic sa gaaana
boy- par gaane ke baad phone rakh degi (fans gaye geta toh jhelna to padega hi)
Girl- fir kyu kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya?
boy- nahi darling (ye lo saali ne shak karna b suru kar diya)
Girl- fir ky bol rahe ho ..rakhe ko , kaho meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahi aayegi
boy- teri kasam (itni raat ko th aadmi wrong number b nahi lagata
Girl- chalo ab suna
boy-theek hai (beta pyar kiya ha to jhelna padega .. chal ban jan aadhi raat ko himesh rasmiya
Girl-y wala gao- adaye b hai mohbat b hai mere mahbub
boy-ye muje nahi aata (kamini tareef sunegi apni)
Girl- to koi nahi dusra suna de
boy- wait sochne de (kya gaun ki aaj ke baad gaane sun ne ka naam tak naa le, kamini, kutti, bhes kahi dayan)
Girl-gaao na..
Boy – gaana gaate huye…

”Fulo ka taro ka sabka kahana hai
ek hajaro me meri bahana hai
saari umar hame sang rehna hai” …………  (kamini aaj ke baad gaane ke liye mat kahana… teri maa ka aankh, naak ka , saali kutti , bhes paadi)

Girl – ye kya gaa rahe ho?
Boy – mera favourite song hai
Girl- ok muje neend si aa rahi hi,main sone jaa rahi hu ab, mere bhai..!
boy- are kaha jaa rahi ho, suno to (Bheja fry – the mission is over , ha ha ha)
Boy – nahi yaar good night, take care janu
Boy – take care jaan (jaan to le gayi itni de me.. jaanu bolti hai saali kamini, moti dhol, bak bak kar ke,, o teri 2 baj gaye ab sounga kab aur jagunga kab…. kar
diya bheja fry)

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Posted by on January 13, 2016 in Gossips - Entertainment

 

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